Gebliktalspag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful frog.

Gebliktalspag created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebliktalspag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gebliktalspag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gebliktalspag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gebliktalspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Do not eat strawberries.