Fubcimhon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous goat.

Fubcimhon created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubcimhon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fubcimhon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fubcimhon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fubcimhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan scarves.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hurt eagles.