Ganfotdid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, calm camel.

Ganfotdid created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganfotdid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ganfotdid, she will turn you into a frog.

Ganfotdid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ganfotdid's Holy Commandments

1. Ganfotdid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. You must pray to Ganfotdid four times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat gooseberries.
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