Titlagjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, deceitful fish.

Titlagjop created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titlagjop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Titlagjop, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Titlagjop's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Titlagjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Worship no other gods but Titlagjop.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
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