Binsigdun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, charitable rhinoceros.

Binsigdun created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Binsigdun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Binsigdun, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Binsigdun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Binsigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Put Binsigdun first in all things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.