Viljig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful crab.

Viljig created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Viljig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Viljig, he will turn you into a mole.

Viljig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Viljig's Holy Commandments

1. Viljig loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not keep eight moths in a large pit.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near bats while wearing orange trousers and balancing three gold spheres on your feet.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.