Looppigsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, narcissistic dryad.

Looppigsaw created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Looppigsaw, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Looppigsaw, she will laugh at you.

Looppigsaw's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Looppigsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Looppigsaw must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never mention dogs.