Rullsawsas Nulfatkim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered lion.

Rullsawsas Nulfatkim created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullsawsas Nulfatkim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rullsawsas Nulfatkim, it will be very sad.

Rullsawsas Nulfatkim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rullsawsas Nulfatkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the south.

4. Always obey Rullsawsas Nulfatkim's priests.

5. Do not kill dogs.