Dunfedkad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish lion.

Dunfedkad created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunfedkad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dunfedkad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dunfedkad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dunfedkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Worship no other gods but Dunfedkad.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.