Gontenquam Raktikhuncimfligontgod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless aardvark.

Gontenquam Raktikhuncimfligontgod created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gontenquam Raktikhuncimfligontgod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gontenquam Raktikhuncimfligontgod, it will destroy your home planet.

Gontenquam Raktikhuncimfligontgod's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gontenquam Raktikhuncimfligontgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Worship no other gods but Gontenquam Raktikhuncimfligontgod.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.