Cebtagdag is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, caring
crow.
Cebtagdag created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cebtagdag, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Cebtagdag, she will send you a sign.
Cebtagdag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Cebtagdag's Holy Commandments1. Never feed limes to tapirs while wearing violet dresses.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.
3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.
4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cebtagdag in the centre of the settlement.
5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.