Tipdumrak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, confident grasshopper.

Tipdumrak created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Tipdumrak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tipdumrak, it will turn you into a tree.

Tipdumrak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tipdumrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Tipdumrak on top of all buildings.

3. Erect seven iron sculptures of Tipdumrak on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tipdumrak.