Safbogsat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless pig.

Safbogsat created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safbogsat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Safbogsat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Safbogsat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Safbogsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near nematodes.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safbogsat.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Safbogsat on top of important buildings.