Zagdod is a god.

He takes the form of a large, loving monkey.

Zagdod created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zagdod, he will turn you into a mouse.

Zagdod's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Zagdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear black kilts.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.