Sadcibnan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent dog.

Sadcibnan created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sadcibnan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadcibnan, he will turn you into a slug.

Sadcibnan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sadcibnan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.