Citmap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, impressive badger.

Citmap created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citmap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Citmap, he will turn you into a mole.

Citmap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Citmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Never feed lemons to hamsters while wearing turquoise rings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Citmap nine times a day.
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