Likbomkop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent faun.

Likbomkop created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likbomkop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Likbomkop, he will throw large rocks at you.

Likbomkop's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Likbomkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine snakes in a large pit.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. You must never eat carrots.
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