Timwad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, almighty mongoose.

Timwad created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Timwad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Timwad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Timwad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Timwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Never run in the presence of voles.

5. Always obey Timwad's priests.