Nullwitsatkin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, moody elephant.

Nullwitsatkin created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nullwitsatkin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nullwitsatkin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nullwitsatkin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nullwitsatkin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed spinach to birds while wearing hats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Nullwitsatkin on top of all buildings.

5. Run away if nine swans approach from the north.