Paddidrat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unfair dove.

Paddidrat created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paddidrat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Paddidrat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Paddidrat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Paddidrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Paddidrat loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not hurt cats.