Jathudgom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident capybara.

Jathudgom created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Jathudgom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jathudgom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jathudgom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jathudgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jathudgom.