Jathudgom is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident
capybara.
Jathudgom created matter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Jathudgom, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Jathudgom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Jathudgom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Jathudgom's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Always help seals in need.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never talk about archaea.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Jathudgom.