Nurlbatzan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced dryad.

Nurlbatzan created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbatzan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurlbatzan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nurlbatzan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nurlbatzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never sing in holy places.
Votes: 17       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god