Fedarmhitgom is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, effective crab.

Fedarmhitgom created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedarmhitgom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fedarmhitgom, he will not care.

Fedarmhitgom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fedarmhitgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near geese while wearing blue shorts and balancing nine iron spheres on your face.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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