Raphaslid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humane dragon.

Raphaslid created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raphaslid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Raphaslid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Raphaslid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Raphaslid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Raphaslid seven times a day.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Hide from violet mice for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.