Yartcat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic dog.

Yartcat created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartcat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yartcat, it will not invite you to parties.

Yartcat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yartcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not make images of living things.