Danwodboss Titkipnib is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, temperamental spider.

Danwodboss Titkipnib created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danwodboss Titkipnib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Danwodboss Titkipnib, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Danwodboss Titkipnib's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Danwodboss Titkipnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Danwodboss Titkipnib on top of all buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Danwodboss Titkipnib must be the most important thing in your life.