Rawpadmab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking eagle.

Rawpadmab created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawpadmab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rawpadmab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rawpadmab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rawpadmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow corsets.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.