Narlsatort is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic bee.

Narlsatort created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narlsatort, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narlsatort, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Narlsatort's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Narlsatort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Narlsatort in the centre of the settlement.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Narlsatort.