Cadkencarbom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain zebra.

Cadkencarbom created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadkencarbom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cadkencarbom, it will turn you into a plant.

Cadkencarbom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cadkencarbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Always help otters.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to great tits while wearing white dresses.

5. Do not shave your back.