Hadhasnull is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty hare.

Hadhasnull created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hadhasnull, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hadhasnull, she will turn you into a worm.

Hadhasnull's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hadhasnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hadhasnull on top of all buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed lots of peas to hamsters while wearing red rings.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.