Bossdibtam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent aardvark.

Bossdibtam created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossdibtam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bossdibtam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bossdibtam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bossdibtam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.