Daddusstan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome monkey.

Daddusstan created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Daddusstan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Daddusstan, it will throw large rocks at you.

Daddusstan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Daddusstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five sheep in a large pit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near eagles while wearing blue rings and balancing six titanium spheres on your neck.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always take life seriously.