Megtikpod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome centipede.

Megtikpod created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Megtikpod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Megtikpod, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Megtikpod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Megtikpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Hide from brown doves for they are unholy.