Dottailfarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy ant.

Dottailfarn created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dottailfarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dottailfarn, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dottailfarn's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dottailfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near voles while wearing orange shoes.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dottailfarn.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.