Budcanvad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless cobra.

Budcanvad created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budcanvad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budcanvad, he will turn you into a tree.

Budcanvad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Budcanvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Never sit in holy places.