Nadvabbell is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring turtle.

Nadvabbell created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadvabbell, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nadvabbell, it will turn you into a plant.

Nadvabbell's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nadvabbell's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nadvabbell.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nadvabbell on top of all buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Always help sick pigs.