Watxengadzagfaslegbatwon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent octopus.

Watxengadzagfaslegbatwon created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watxengadzagfaslegbatwon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Watxengadzagfaslegbatwon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Watxengadzagfaslegbatwon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Watxengadzagfaslegbatwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red tights.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not hurt mice.