San is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak cobra.

San created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in San, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in San, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

San's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

San's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never skip in the presence of whales.