Mutcubyog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent raven.

Mutcubyog created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mutcubyog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mutcubyog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Mutcubyog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Mutcubyog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mutcubyog.

2. You must love Mutcubyog.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Always obey Mutcubyog's priests.