Lidsugtamcad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow fly.

Lidsugtamcad created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidsugtamcad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lidsugtamcad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lidsugtamcad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Lidsugtamcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Put Lidsugtamcad first in all things.

5. Fast once a month.