Fadgonrap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, caring turtle.

Fadgonrap created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgonrap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fadgonrap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fadgonrap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fadgonrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Never feed strawberries to sharks while wearing shoes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must love Fadgonrap.