Satriglip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful goose.

Satriglip created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satriglip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Satriglip, it will turn you into a goat.

Satriglip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Satriglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never chant near snakes.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Never feed corn to sheep while wearing rings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Satriglip.