Wodripcetdib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic duck.

Wodripcetdib created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodripcetdib, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wodripcetdib, he will destroy your home planet.

Wodripcetdib's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wodripcetdib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Wodripcetdib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always obey Wodripcetdib's priests.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.