Busmanjon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident fox.

Busmanjon created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Busmanjon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Busmanjon, it will be very sad.

Busmanjon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Busmanjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Busmanjon.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never wear black dresses.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.