Vogvolboss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome dolphin.

Vogvolboss created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogvolboss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vogvolboss, he will turn you into a duck.

Vogvolboss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Vogvolboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing violet coats and balancing four tin spheres on your chest.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.