Zedbadbast is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud
jackal.
Zedbadbast created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zedbadbast, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Zedbadbast, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Zedbadbast's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Zedbadbast's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
2. Always help voles in need.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Put Zedbadbast first in all things.