Jonyikgat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak wolf.

Jonyikgat created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jonyikgat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jonyikgat, she will think nothing of it.

Jonyikgat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jonyikgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide if four swans approach from the north.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to goats while wearing pink corsets.