Hunzagfly is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering spider.

Hunzagfly created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hunzagfly, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hunzagfly, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hunzagfly's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hunzagfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to sharks while wearing orange shirts.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Hunzagfly on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.