Ranvolnart is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, overgenerous wombat.

Ranvolnart created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ranvolnart, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ranvolnart, she will come to you in dreams.

Ranvolnart's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Ranvolnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Ranvolnart loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.