Ranvolnart is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, overgenerous
wombat.
Ranvolnart created the world twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Ranvolnart, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Ranvolnart, she will come to you in dreams.
Ranvolnart's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Ranvolnart's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
3. Ranvolnart loves squirrels, so they must be respected.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.