Bogquagort is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, unfair
squid.
Bogquagort created energy two years ago.
If you believe in
Bogquagort, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bogquagort, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Bogquagort's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Bogquagort's Holy Commandments1. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Bogquagort on top of important buildings.
2. Do not dye your hair purple.
3. Worship no other gods but Bogquagort.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Put Bogquagort first in all things.