Bogquagort is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unfair squid.

Bogquagort created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Bogquagort, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bogquagort, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bogquagort's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bogquagort's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Bogquagort on top of important buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Worship no other gods but Bogquagort.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Put Bogquagort first in all things.